Monday, February 1, 2010

Toast!

While I was waiting for my toast to toast this morning, this song popped into my head.  I wanted to share. Enjoy.

21 comments:

  1. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing. Diet Coke came out my nose when he got to Texas toast. LOL!

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  2. Thanks Eyre! I feel particularly smug now that I've instigated nose spew!

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  3. Umm, I'm sure whether to be amazed or afeared that you knew this song existed and THEN searched out the video. :-P I do love toast though.

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  4. Be amazed. Be very amazed.

    Hahahahahaha!

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  5. The Texas Toast bit was the very best! Here's my favorite toast song, because it's about my favorite kind of toast.

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  6. Oh, my little snickerdoodle! Thanks for sharing, eh?

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  7. Although it's probably sort of sad that we both have a favorite toast song in the first place, isn't it?

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  8. I don't know, I think everyone should have a toast song. Or at least a food song. 99 bottles of beer doesn't count.

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  9. You folks are killing me! I feel kind of left out since I don't have a toast song of my own. I do, however, have a pork chop song. Sorry, there isn't a video, but if you know "I'm a Little Teapot," you can sing this song:

    I'm a little pork chop, short and stout.
    I come from the piggy with a wiggly snout.

    I'm full of protein and I'm not fakin'.
    Just ask my little brother, Bacon.

    Here's another thing and it's the grossest,
    if you undercook me you'll get trichinosis.

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  10. Eyre - The last two sentences! *snort*

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  11. See - a food song!

    Are there hand motions to go along with that, Eyre?

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  12. I just use my finger to wiggle my nose when I get to the wiggly snout line. I'm sure someone could come up with a pork chop routine for us. :)

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  13. *Blank look crosses face*

    Okay, all I got is retching motions for trichinosis.

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  14. Oh Eyre, I had to sing that to my daughter. Now she REALLY thins my friends are weird.

    There's the Peanut Butter Jelly song but I hate that with a passion, hate peanut butter too.

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  15. If I had to pick one food to live on that actually had nutritional value (ie, not chocolate), it'd be peanut butter. :D

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  16. When my son was very little, he learned a song at daycare about a peanut who sat on a railroad track...well, the bottom line was he became (you guessed it) peanut butter! My mom thought it was the cutest thing and now he's grown and still hates that song!

    Chocolate has no nutritional value? *cries*

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  17. Tam, LOL! Have you taught her Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts? It was one of my personal faves. I had a friend who used to sing a really gross song about tuberculosis. I'll have to see if she can remember the lyrics. I know it went to the tune of My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean. I know the first lines were something like

    My body has tuberculosis.
    My body has only one lung.
    I spit up a bloody concoction,
    And roll it around on my tongue.

    I can't remember the chorus or the rest of the song.

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  18. Thanks, Eyre. I think I need to go throw up now...

    I know that peanut on the railroad tracks song! Ah, camp...

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  19. I think Eyre has cornered the market on gross remakes of childhood songs.

    Do you know the Titanic song? It was sad (so sad)
    It was sad (too bad)
    It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the (uncles and aunts, little children lost their pants) sea...

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  20. I loved the video. So funny!!

    And Eyre's Pork Chop song is a riot as well.

    I must have had a deprived childhood cause I don't know any food songs. :(

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  21. Hi Lily - Don't be sad. We'll share any and all of the food songs with you!!

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