Ha! They do tend to ask in restaurants too. I think my kidlet was about 6 when she made some comment about only having one kid or something and I said why only one and she had come to conclusion that a guy was only good for one shot. Once he had a child that was it, his usefulness was served. LOL I pointed out that her friend down the street had 2 sisters and they all had the same Dad and that men's bodies could create more sperm when they needed to. :-)
Maybe she'd put it together since she was an only and her Dad and I weren't together therefore I'd gotten rid of him once he'd done his job. Hmmm. Not too far off the truth?
Thank you so much! This was the best laugh of my day.
I am so glad that I will never have to have this type of conversation. I think I'd die.
My mom never talked to me about sex at all. When I figured it out thanks to a cousin who was thrilled to tell me about "hot dogs and buns," I knew I never wanted my mom explaining it. I did ask her once what "gay" meant. I already knew, but I wanted to see her squirm. She just said it meant "happy" and turned up the car radio.
Oh, that was fabulous!!! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteLoved how the daughter figured out gay sex. *he-he*
That is just so wonderful - by the time I had reached the part about humans being so private, I was laughing out loud.
ReplyDeleteThat was so, so funny - and I particularly liked the same bit Ava liked! :D
ReplyDeleteHa! They do tend to ask in restaurants too. I think my kidlet was about 6 when she made some comment about only having one kid or something and I said why only one and she had come to conclusion that a guy was only good for one shot. Once he had a child that was it, his usefulness was served. LOL I pointed out that her friend down the street had 2 sisters and they all had the same Dad and that men's bodies could create more sperm when they needed to. :-)
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'd put it together since she was an only and her Dad and I weren't together therefore I'd gotten rid of him once he'd done his job. Hmmm. Not too far off the truth?
Kids are so awesome!
ReplyDeleteI have an 8 year old...oh shit!
I'm so glad you all enjoyed the video. It sure brightened my day!
ReplyDeleteAva: I liked that bit, too! I suspected it might pop up (pun intended) and wasn't disappointed.
Juni: Anything that makes me laugh out loud (especially to the point of tears) is a winner in my book!
Chris: Great minds and all that!
ReplyDeleteTam: My kid would bring up topics in the car, or at bedtime. (Now of course it's anytime day or night via email)
We've always known your kidlet is perceptive :)
Jason: Well, now you know what to do! (Or not to do...)
Thank you so much! This was the best laugh of my day.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad that I will never have to have this type of conversation. I think I'd die.
My mom never talked to me about sex at all. When I figured it out thanks to a cousin who was thrilled to tell me about "hot dogs and buns," I knew I never wanted my mom explaining it. I did ask her once what "gay" meant. I already knew, but I wanted to see her squirm. She just said it meant "happy" and turned up the car radio.
I'm glad you had a laugh, Eyre!
ReplyDeleteMy mom didn't share much with me, but I had an older sister who provided details.
OMG, loved this! Thanks for sharing, Wren.
ReplyDeleteHi Sloan! Thanks for stopping by. Glad you enjoyed the lecture :)
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