Those are good although in my experience, once they pop, it all stops, and he rolls over and starts snoring. I think I'd go for Energizer. Or maybe Ford.
I'd go with the McD's condom. Smiles are good :) The M&M one sounds good at first, but I wouldn't want a condom or a dick to melt in my mouth. ewww. ...but maybe I'm over thinking things...just a little. LOL
You and Chris need to open an ad company for sex-related products. ;)
It's rather amazing how well those slogans work on condoms, isn't it?! :D
ReplyDeleteSo appropriate!
ReplyDeleteThose are good although in my experience, once they pop, it all stops, and he rolls over and starts snoring. I think I'd go for Energizer. Or maybe Ford.
ReplyDeleteFord? Did you mean Chevy? 'Cause I like that one too.
ReplyDeleteOops. Yeah. Chevy. Have you driven a Ford lately doesn't have quite the same ring.
ReplyDeleteHow about Quality is Job 1?
ReplyDeleteWhere's the beef....
ReplyDeleteMm, Mm, Good!
ReplyDeleteTakes a licking and keeps on ticking.
ReplyDeleteGet the Sensation!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are genius. Some condom company is going to recruit you.
ReplyDeleteRam tough.
ReplyDeleteThat would be so cool, Tam!
ReplyDeleteIt's the real thing.
Crap. My disconnect from mass media is totally working against me right now...
ReplyDeleteVery cute and funny! I'm with Tam on you and Chris being marketing genuises. :)
ReplyDeleteHi Val!
ReplyDeleteI think it has more to do with dirty minds than genius.
Chris - Why do you think God made Google?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
I'd go with the McD's condom. Smiles are good :) The M&M one sounds good at first, but I wouldn't want a condom or a dick to melt in my mouth. ewww. ...but maybe I'm over thinking things...just a little. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou and Chris need to open an ad company for sex-related products. ;)
Yes, Ava, stop thinking so hard!
ReplyDeleteAn ad company for sex-related products? Hmm... "ACME Vibrators: Ready When You Are"
Burger King does it your way. :)
ReplyDeleteThe Marines- A Few Good Men
Everything is better with a Blue Bonnet on it. :)
LOL, Jase!
ReplyDeleteJason you're hired!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a great laugh-until-I-cry! Along with the Marines, other military branches also have slogans that could work for condoms:
ReplyDeleteCoast Guard - Always Prepared
(alternate) Marines - Always Faithful
Army - Be All You Can Be
Navy - Not Just a Job, It's An Adventure would have to be more targeted advertising, to sex workers :)
Hi Jessica!!
ReplyDeleteI'm loving "Always Prepared".
The Navy slogan might also apply to the workers/testers in the sex toy factory!