Where Wren Boudreau (m/m author) mutters and comments about, y'know, stuff.
It's rather amazing how well those slogans work on condoms, isn't it?! :D
Those are good although in my experience, once they pop, it all stops, and he rolls over and starts snoring. I think I'd go for Energizer. Or maybe Ford.
Ford? Did you mean Chevy? 'Cause I like that one too.
Oops. Yeah. Chevy. Have you driven a Ford lately doesn't have quite the same ring.
How about Quality is Job 1?
Where's the beef....
Mm, Mm, Good!
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Get the Sensation!
You guys are genius. Some condom company is going to recruit you.
That would be so cool, Tam!It's the real thing.
Crap. My disconnect from mass media is totally working against me right now...
Very cute and funny! I'm with Tam on you and Chris being marketing genuises. :)
Hi Val! I think it has more to do with dirty minds than genius.Chris - Why do you think God made Google?Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
I'd go with the McD's condom. Smiles are good :) The M&M one sounds good at first, but I wouldn't want a condom or a dick to melt in my mouth. ewww. ...but maybe I'm over thinking things...just a little. LOLYou and Chris need to open an ad company for sex-related products. ;)
Yes, Ava, stop thinking so hard! An ad company for sex-related products? Hmm... "ACME Vibrators: Ready When You Are"
Burger King does it your way. :)The Marines- A Few Good MenEverything is better with a Blue Bonnet on it. :)
Jason you're hired!
Thanks for a great laugh-until-I-cry! Along with the Marines, other military branches also have slogans that could work for condoms:Coast Guard - Always Prepared(alternate) Marines - Always FaithfulArmy - Be All You Can BeNavy - Not Just a Job, It's An Adventure would have to be more targeted advertising, to sex workers :)
Hi Jessica!!I'm loving "Always Prepared". The Navy slogan might also apply to the workers/testers in the sex toy factory!
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