Sunday, March 20, 2011
Quick! Somebody write a story!
Excerpt from the Weekly Irregular, article by Ima Gadfly:
Residents of Peachtree Lane were dealt a surprise last week when the reclusive inhabitants of the old Willowfield Estate stepped out to enjoy a rare day of sun. Mrs. Lovie McGoggle said, "I was walking the dog when I saw something moving in that back field behind the main house. Little Precious stopped to make a deposit, and when I got done bagging it, the men were gone and those, um, those, big kitties were just sitting there. I don't think they saw me, and I snapped that picture real quick. I just love my iPhone!"
It is widely thought that the residents of Willowfield Estate are members of the Long Claw League, a fellowship of intellectuals and academicians who study a broad spectrum of biology, metaphysics and metamorphosis. It is quite unusual to see their test subjects - as we can only assume that's what they are - out in the light of day.